How'd it feel making her break her religion?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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