What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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