didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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