it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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