Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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