i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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