We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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