I wanna passion pit in your ass
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
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i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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