You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Randomize