I think I just saw someone hide a body.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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