i don't like sucking hair
Only a mothe r could love this liver
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
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I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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