Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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