Girls should come with a carfax report
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Randomize
