Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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