I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
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I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
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