real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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