there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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