She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
And then he peed in my hair
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