The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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