This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I love how my cats smell like pot.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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