Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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