What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
you know you’re single when you try to cook yourself a nice pasta dinner but you’re too weak to open the container of sauce and theres no one around to help you
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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