I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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