Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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