Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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