youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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