yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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