My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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