when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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