let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
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