My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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