Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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