just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Randomize
