If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
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Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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