if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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