I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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