Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
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Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
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There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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