I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
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