I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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