The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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