we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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