You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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