Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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