Me. At least after what I've been through.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
birth control should be required to get into college
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
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It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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