rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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