please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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