We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
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Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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