put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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