Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
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My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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