i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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