Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
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If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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