Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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