I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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