Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I'm really busy with my period
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