This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
I think I just shit out all my problems.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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