this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
