i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Randomize
