Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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